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Building Demotivational Poster


BODYBUILDING - A steroid-free sport


TAGS: bodybuilding women strong
Rating: 3.05/5

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IllicoPresto - December 11, 2009, 2:33 am
A sport, huh? So is this a winner or a loser? 'Cause either way it made me frow up in my mouf.


Hi!! -




BODYBUILDING - helping people with deep seeded inadequacy issues since the invention of steroids


TAGS: steroids bodybuilding
Rating: 2.21/5

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MrRandom - November 29, 2009, 11:45 pm
If he could find it....
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 11:44 pm
"He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker."
thatonechick - November 29, 2009, 11:39 pm
I hope it's not. That is ridiculous.
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 11:36 pm
This can't be real. Right?
thatonechick - November 29, 2009, 11:34 pm
That's not good. :S I think he needs to see a doctor about all those growths.
GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 11:24 pm
The Michelin Man been working out on the "Hop"?
Testimus - November 29, 2009, 9:04 pm
That is just gross...


STRANGE ARCHITECTURE -




EVOLUTION -


TAGS: pzy wings evolution falling building
Rating: 4.46/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - September 29, 2013, 2:55 pm
My god, is this a real picture of someone being killed? If so, that's sad.
LavaLancer - July 6, 2011, 5:03 pm
It wasn't the fall that hurt most, nor was it the sudden stop at the bottom. It was the kick in the nads.,


PATIENCE -


TAGS: building matches woman shoes
Rating: 4.89/5

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gas - September 1, 2011, 11:50 am
lol, thanks :p
forseti - September 1, 2011, 3:11 am
voted a second time because you deserve 10 lions for this! ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 11, 2011, 9:57 pm
all this Stephen king talks makes me want to say........Wash.......Chapter2....
R.S.Jake - August 11, 2011, 4:04 pm
Awesome series! Read it several times! I could probably only get half way through the waste lands before she was ready to go, so I wouldn't have to take the whole series. :)
gas - August 11, 2011, 2:55 pm
hahaha, next time take The Dark Tower entire series (btw, I didn't know about this book, "The Stand", I note it!)
mariand - August 11, 2011, 1:00 pm
lol... too funny
R.S.Jake - August 11, 2011, 10:26 am
This is awesome! I feel this way often! I actually took Stephen King's "The Stand" with me when we went to the mall once...she didn't think is was funny. But I got about half-way through!
Verdeckt - August 11, 2011, 5:01 am
They're your words, there's just less of them :P
gas - August 11, 2011, 2:23 am
lol! then thank Verdeckt too, he helped to make the poster funnier than it was xD
forseti - August 11, 2011, 1:59 am
first coffee 5pitting this morning! thank you very much, gas!


PLANNING - Step 1: Unfold the blueprints




MR. UNIVERSE -


TAGS: bodybuilder bodybuilding muscle
Rating: 4.75/5

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steve1961 - November 29, 2012, 7:04 pm
Walnuts? Try filberts...
MissPriss - November 29, 2012, 4:44 pm
"Filled" condom, ok not with walnuts, buffed body, both look good to a woman... bahaha. Thanks for the afternoon lol.
GaryO - November 29, 2012, 3:50 pm
Good stuff...I LOL'd


CRAFTSMANSHIP - This guy has it. So dude, how much to build a deck on my house?


TAGS: building wood ark boat animals netherlands holland dutch skill craft house deck
Rating: 3.83/5

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Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 4:18 pm
Sean, if I had all the answers, would I be making 3-lion-worthy posters?
omnia - November 2, 2009, 4:01 pm
sean: i'm from the Netherlands. if there is one thing we sure as hell know: it's weed (never been to amsterdam?)
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:51 pm
Should the Netherlands be inundated with sea-level rise, someone will be sitting pretty.
Sean - November 2, 2009, 3:38 pm
What about the plants? And I remind you that weed is a plant. (There. Not such a dumb question afterall, eh?) I mean, terrestrial plants can't survive being completely immersed in deep water for 40 days any better than air-breathing animals could.
Kamai - November 2, 2009, 3:19 pm
Later on he saw the Dutch weren't all that awesome after all so he took some of their finest, mixed them up with the French and therby created the wise life-loving Belgians ;D (yes, I'm from Belgium :3 )
omnia - November 2, 2009, 3:13 pm
on the final day god saw humanity was imperfect so as a fina touch he created the Dutch! god bless them. (i'm Dutch)
Jmac0585 - November 2, 2009, 3:07 pm
They probably got hatchlings that were eaten by the hatchling T-rexs, that were eaten by the full grown Crocs.
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 2:54 pm
LMAO!!!!!!
motifake - November 2, 2009, 2:52 pm

Pfffffffffft, wheres did they put brontosaurus???


THE MALT SYMPHONY - In B Minor


TAGS: building slowly to a mighty crescendo
Rating: 3.25/5

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Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 7:23 pm
Oh, I thought I zipped my fly. jk You see what just happened there? That's collaboration, like Abbot and Costello. *takes a bow*
GreyScorpion - December 21, 2009, 7:19 pm
open target there Bart
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 7:07 pm
I play the organ.
Sean - December 21, 2009, 7:05 pm
Well, whistling it would just be annoying now, wouldn't it?
Airman - December 21, 2009, 6:43 pm
so that's the tune I hear you humming
Sean - December 21, 2009, 5:22 pm
That's obviously the soundtrack of every decent porn movie made in the late seventies. Geez.
R.S.Jake - December 21, 2009, 4:28 pm
I like the last 3 notes the best!
Airman - December 21, 2009, 4:25 pm
bingo, Bart
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 4:14 pm
All the notes look like sexual positions...is that intentional? 5/5
aesop's folly - December 21, 2009, 4:06 pm
i don't get it
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2009, 2:07 pm
Good sh*t Airman!


STANDING FOREVER - will be the American spirit.




MAMMOTH SKYSCRAPER - Because the only honourable death, is one that leaves a crater


TAGS: suicide building
Rating: 4.79/5

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RonE - January 26, 2012, 3:52 am
Terminal velocity only works if the falling body is unaided by say... a rocket strapped to their backs. : ) So... if you are going to do it... do it right and with style.
Zetmonk - January 26, 2012, 12:38 am
Ah Rick, I was hoping the view would distract all from the truth. I'd vote 5L on your wisdom if I could.
Rick69 - January 25, 2012, 3:16 pm
... Now is not the right time to mention that terminal velocity will stop you from falling any faster despite the height involved ... but 5L for vertigo causing picture & I agree completely :)
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 10:48 am
Okay, I love heights, but this one makes me woozy. :s It might be from the building in the foreground...


BODY BUILDING CUNUNDRUM - So, what do you think, a chick on steroids or a drag queen


TAGS: body building cunundrum steroids
Rating: 4.53/5

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Azzameen85 - September 6, 2011, 2:08 pm
I'd hit it... No matter what she's packing...
Budog - September 6, 2011, 3:33 am
I have corrected the misspelling and resubmitted...
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 8:21 am

sorry budog...previous comment was for alixian not you.
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 8:20 am

you better get it right....it will beat the snot out of you if you don't
Budog - September 5, 2011, 4:47 am
Verdeckt, I will correct and resubmit tomorrow. Too tired now, almost 3:00 a.m. time to call it a night. Thanks for pointing that out...
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 4:09 am
I recommend a shovel, don't worry it looks like someone already has.
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 2:50 am
Don't know but I'd still tap it
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 1:23 am
*conundrum


SOBRIETY - It is an important quality for an architect.


TAGS: building
Rating: 4.43/5

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autumnspirit - December 18, 2010, 3:44 am
LOL Agreed!


WHAT WORKOUT DO YOU NEED? -




POSER - Chav dressing kit available now


TAGS: poser chav building kit rnr
Rating: 2.15/5

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Derek - August 12, 2009, 8:14 pm
"Three Lions on a shirt, Jules Rimet still gleaming / Thirty years of hurt, never stopped me dreaming"
Nobody - October 19, 2008, 5:10 pm
Please tell me this is real because I would SOO buy it just for the lulz. For the record, yes I know what Poser is and I use it.


NO MATTER - how hard you try there is always that one missing piece




Epic city -


TAGS: city photoshoped reality awesome wonder icon world tower building wow exist
Rating: 2.67/5

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BrokenEye - August 8, 2010, 9:51 pm
No. I don't like over-using of cliched landmarks, and this city over-uses the hell out of them.
TheAlternative - January 19, 2009, 6:45 am
Is this from a movie?


THE HANGOVER -


TAGS: is this building pager friendly
Rating: 4.53/5

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CaptainBaked - April 19, 2011, 7:05 am
Thanks :)
tellitlikeitis - April 19, 2011, 7:00 am
Cute.


AS REAL AS IT GETS -




FEMININITY - This ain't it!


TAGS: femininity bodybuilding muscles
Rating: 4.33/5

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pickleviper - July 26, 2012, 8:45 am
I'd rather be fat, flabby and unfit than look like that. Oh, I am... Awesome.
BoneCD - July 23, 2012, 9:04 pm
If you are say "down there" and they sneeze...pop, there goes your head right onto the floor...I mean I'm just say'n.
steve1961 - July 23, 2012, 1:31 am
My heart and mind say that every body is a thing of beauty-however my man parts have just cried out in terror...


TêTE AU CARRé -


TAGS: also known as the blockhead building
Rating: 3.14/5

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BoneCD - October 25, 2009, 4:50 pm
Truth be told it's "Think Inside the Box." Named because it's the Library Administration Building in Nice. There are 3 floors of stacks in there believe it or not. How fun is that, eh!
Derek - October 25, 2009, 4:41 pm
"Square head" in direct translation, but in true meaningful translation it would be "block head"
camden - October 25, 2009, 12:42 pm
actually its box head or head of box.


IMMORTALITY -


TAGS: building day assignment pyramids construction bosses with whips
Rating: 2.95/5

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DreMagnum - November 12, 2009, 1:21 pm
Well, even the bible admits that a little
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 12, 2009, 12:33 pm
Gee!!! Thanks Wikipedia....(the more you know!)
manicbranic - November 12, 2009, 12:13 pm
the pyramids were actually major public works projects that doubled as cultural symbols. The majority of workers were men who intentured themselves to the State in order for their debts to be paid off. The only slaves were probably criminals and POW's.
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 1:59 pm
story is somewhat flawed. I don't know...
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 1:59 pm
Yep, just like men today. We sweat and toil, not because we choose to, b ut because necessity demands it. We all face our "whips." Theirs were just literal. I'm not sure if they were always "free men" though. If so, my understanding of a certain Bible
Derek - October 25, 2009, 4:35 am
Actually, they were free men not slaves, and if they were whipped, it was with their consent.
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 10:06 pm
Thanks. If Tut ever wants cable, you'll get a call.
agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 10:04 pm
I'm an electrician.... I know nuthin bout that construction... 5L!


BODY BUILDING -


TAGS: body building extreme steroids
Rating: 2.8/5

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forseti - July 4, 2010, 4:17 pm
all natural and hard work!


LEVITATION - Best achieved thru hallucination.




THAT LOOK - Says she should have skipped the refried beans...




NOW WE KNOW - What your next building project is




BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP - For that xenophobic loser living in their parents basement




BODYBUILDING - THE ART OF HAVING STRONG ARMS... deleted deleted




china's, new people's daily newspaper, headquarters -


TAGS: this building looks like cock
Rating: 5/5

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curlyrocks - May 10, 2013, 2:55 pm
They work in a building that looks like a huge c0ck, they gotta have some kind of issues
Rudedog - May 9, 2013, 11:03 pm
What is wrong with them?


Japanese highrises -




UFO -




ASPIRATIONS - Whatever Good Things We Build End Up Building Us.




LOGICDUDE -


TAGS: sooo you building a catcave too and i hear tony is pissed
Rating: 4/5

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LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 8:58 pm
Actually Tony is grrrrrrrreat with everything! 5 tigers in your tank!


UNNOTICED -




WONDERS OF THE WORLD -




GOOD ADVICE -


TAGS: ugly buildings frank lloyd wright
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - October 22, 2016, 11:15 am
That's The "Dancing House" in Prague. I always wanted to go there. Nice one!
concern3 - October 22, 2016, 4:12 am
Excellent, UP yours


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